13 brand new illustrations for the limited edition risograph calendar ! This guy is a large format 12 month calendar at a whopping size of 11” x 17” and printed at Outlet PDX using yellow, aqua and red. Local PDX pickup / drop off available before Christmas - see details at checkout! US shipping also available.

With 12 months of the year ahead, I present to you a theme of 12 things I’ve never actually done, with 'a splash of some that I have and won't ever do again (and maybe some that I will if the opportunity presents itself). A have they, will they, won’t they sandwich, if you will. Which is which is for you to guess.

You’ll find prompts of lightness scattered throughout 2026 as a reminder to carry yourself with ambiguity securely tied to your shoelace and a giddy anticipation of what you might find at the bottom of the pool.

A great gift for yourself, your barber, your brother, your new friend, your cousin who just came out, your kitchen wall, your roommate that you maybe have a crush on, your favorite barista who is trying out a new hairstyle and is a little bit nervous about it, your landlord who hasn’t responded to you in a while, your really handsome super, your therapist (maybe that’s not appropriate actually), your friend who’s going through some “life changes” and maybe even your very quiet and respectful neighbor.